i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
Adam Young is Owl City.
I AM SCREAMING
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
Literally died at 4:00.
[feels smug bc i watched this last night on tv on the actual programme]
my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
We sit for a while in silence. “It’d would be bad for you in the arena, wouldn’t it? Knowing all the others?” I ask.
“Oh, I think we can count on it being unbearable wherever I am.” He nods at the bottle. “Can I have that back now?”